Part 17
It's time to conclude the God Beast tour, boys and girls Did I mention how I hate jungles? Anyways, I got the hell out of here, because there was no place to go Back in Pedan, there was a nice little man I had to molest in his bed to get any information out of him. Well, I say! It's been around all this time? Lily Thai is takin' us there right now! Before we enter the Dragon's Hole, we gotta go through the Glass Desert This desert was uneventful minus the Ninjas that played with us in the sand. Well I'll be! And as long as we're here, it sure as hell won't crack! Fuck. WHY? Here's a little black screen to queue the next big scene.Now Playing - Three of Darkside Whoa shit. With Tits' Grand Divina magicks, she can now multitarget Saint Beam, a nice spell for killin' dark things. Killed both the heads! AWW HELL NAW Oh jesus. Ow. Kacey does her mad jutsu spells and summons... a Lamia? Pretty hot for being a snake, if I say so myself! Screen goes black. ... And the explosion starts. Hey, that was actually pretty big. Sweetness. Now how do we get out of this crazy dimension? Oh. That was easy. YOU FUCKING STUPID FAERIE! God damn it. Ugh. Yup. This is bat country! Wow, what a view! This must be the hole of the Dragon Oh jesus. This guy again. We get to fight him now! Ow. Whirlwind Sword. Lot's of ow. And he died with no explosion. Just disappeared into thin air. And we're entering the Dragon's Hole!
Goons! We're almost there! We got another dungeon or two left! We will prevail!